Post by Serafine on Dec 6, 2006 17:59:22 GMT -4
Well... the powers that be came to me one day at dawn and told me there was a war coming and that I should spread the word. Of course... I didn't believe them! That is until... I saw a Mig 29 fly overhead dropping Hammers! O.O
BUT these were not just Hammers... They were WARHAMMER 40000s! It was the... DAWN OF WAR!
And so I asked the powers that be... just what he wanted me to do about it... and he said... "RECRUIT!"
I asked him how and he snapped his fingers, did a little dance, causing letters to appear, arranged in the order www.hamachi.cc. This caused a little hamster to appear and he told me "This little one is named Hamachi, he will allow you to unite your thoughts and achieve your common goal."
And so here I am, under the order of the powers that be, inspired by a mig 29 dropping Warhammer 40000s, to recruit you all for this Warhammer 40000 Dawn of War business through a hamster known as Hamachi.
(If no one understands what I just said here's a glossary that some of you may find useful to decipher my uncoded message)
The Powers that Be: Possibly the god of the forum. He is in constatn watch over the forums and has yet to find the person who keeps smiting him, but when he does... His wrath is sure to cause many rippling effects
across the boards o.o
Mig 29: Russian fighter planes or this person who happens to have the 3 letters Mig in his name, but is not aged 29. Further speculation has revealed that Mig 29 and the powers that be may actually be related to each other
Hammers: Blunt objects, normally used on nails that refuse to jump inside the wood where they belong or rockets. The origin of the rockets is largely uncertain, however it is rumoured that Mig 29 may have obtained these rockets from a certain game involving giant robots in constant combat with each other, however this is just speculation and may be subject to updates as this escapade is unravelled.
Warhammer 40000: Blunt objects, presumed to be based upon the design of the basic hammer tool. These weapons however, are far too large and oversized for the lesser's task and thus are almost exclusively used as weapons to bash armor plates. Not generally used in the present, but who knows... Mig 29 isn't 29, but he could be older o.o The 40,000 may actually represent an upgrade over the previously known warhammer, whether such a number was chosen because it was 40000 times more powerful, or 40000 times something else has yet to be confirmed, all we know is that 40000 has either to do with something, or nothing at all.
Dawn of War: Generally referring to the beginning of a war, not necessarily requiring it to start at dawn or a certain software packaged in a rectangular prism-like structure made out of cardboard. This software is held in high regard by Mig 29, and possibly the powers that be and they untiringly continue to search for others who may have come across such software. It is likely that they have found one other person, yet that person has remained nameless. Henceforth this random unknown individual shall be randomly dubbed... Person S.
Recruit: The act of persuading one to join a cause, or the person who has been persuaded. Although largely thought to be relative novices, some may actually be veterans who may have simply retired from their recruitment when their service was no longer required.
Hamachi: The name of a hamster (a small member of the rodent family) or the name of a program used to help establish connections between people through IP. This program is rumoured to be obtainable from a website known as www.hamachi.cc The powers that be seem to endorse this program as he has directed this Person S to download and use it.
BUT these were not just Hammers... They were WARHAMMER 40000s! It was the... DAWN OF WAR!
And so I asked the powers that be... just what he wanted me to do about it... and he said... "RECRUIT!"
I asked him how and he snapped his fingers, did a little dance, causing letters to appear, arranged in the order www.hamachi.cc. This caused a little hamster to appear and he told me "This little one is named Hamachi, he will allow you to unite your thoughts and achieve your common goal."
And so here I am, under the order of the powers that be, inspired by a mig 29 dropping Warhammer 40000s, to recruit you all for this Warhammer 40000 Dawn of War business through a hamster known as Hamachi.
(If no one understands what I just said here's a glossary that some of you may find useful to decipher my uncoded message)
The Powers that Be: Possibly the god of the forum. He is in constatn watch over the forums and has yet to find the person who keeps smiting him, but when he does... His wrath is sure to cause many rippling effects
across the boards o.o
Mig 29: Russian fighter planes or this person who happens to have the 3 letters Mig in his name, but is not aged 29. Further speculation has revealed that Mig 29 and the powers that be may actually be related to each other
Hammers: Blunt objects, normally used on nails that refuse to jump inside the wood where they belong or rockets. The origin of the rockets is largely uncertain, however it is rumoured that Mig 29 may have obtained these rockets from a certain game involving giant robots in constant combat with each other, however this is just speculation and may be subject to updates as this escapade is unravelled.
Warhammer 40000: Blunt objects, presumed to be based upon the design of the basic hammer tool. These weapons however, are far too large and oversized for the lesser's task and thus are almost exclusively used as weapons to bash armor plates. Not generally used in the present, but who knows... Mig 29 isn't 29, but he could be older o.o The 40,000 may actually represent an upgrade over the previously known warhammer, whether such a number was chosen because it was 40000 times more powerful, or 40000 times something else has yet to be confirmed, all we know is that 40000 has either to do with something, or nothing at all.
Dawn of War: Generally referring to the beginning of a war, not necessarily requiring it to start at dawn or a certain software packaged in a rectangular prism-like structure made out of cardboard. This software is held in high regard by Mig 29, and possibly the powers that be and they untiringly continue to search for others who may have come across such software. It is likely that they have found one other person, yet that person has remained nameless. Henceforth this random unknown individual shall be randomly dubbed... Person S.
Recruit: The act of persuading one to join a cause, or the person who has been persuaded. Although largely thought to be relative novices, some may actually be veterans who may have simply retired from their recruitment when their service was no longer required.
Hamachi: The name of a hamster (a small member of the rodent family) or the name of a program used to help establish connections between people through IP. This program is rumoured to be obtainable from a website known as www.hamachi.cc The powers that be seem to endorse this program as he has directed this Person S to download and use it.
