Post by Ruines on Jun 9, 2006 6:17:56 GMT -4
I went to my mail and I received this interesting mail. Then, I look to see that the subject was (none) and I was like omfg another fucking spam of shit being forwarded to me. Then as I glanced at it once and was ready to go back to orginal mail and delete this. At the end of the email it had writings about a crush and it peaked my curiosity being a man of love and I went to the top and actually started reading this. I think for the most part this can be soo true. It is because girls are from Venus and guys are from mars. We communicate differently. Heh Anyways, just read this and tell me what you think.
Girl's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b=No
It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
"How much do u love me?" =I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired " - I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with
you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you "
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex withyou.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex withyou.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!
NOW YOU MUST
SEND
THIS TO:
0- No one will ever love you!
1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.
6-10: You will tongue your crush.
11-15: You will make-out with your crush.
15-20: You will date your crush.
20+: You wil have sex with your b.f/ g.f and
be together 4 EVER!
Girl's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b=No
It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
"How much do u love me?" =I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired " - I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with
you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you "
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex withyou.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex withyou.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!
NOW YOU MUST
SEND
THIS TO:
0- No one will ever love you!
1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.
6-10: You will tongue your crush.
11-15: You will make-out with your crush.
15-20: You will date your crush.
20+: You wil have sex with your b.f/ g.f and
be together 4 EVER!
